[He grunts, already dismissing the topic from his mind. He's usually the one that obsesses and never lets anything go, but he's finding it really easy to just not give a fuck right now when it feels like someone's dropped a cement truck on him.] Nothing's gonna happen to me. Okay? Relax.

You wanna try? Of course you wanna try. Boning your boyfriend and your girlfriend at the same time, I can't imagine you ever topping that one. It'll all be downhill from there, dude. [He would laugh if it didn't mean a world of pain.] Quinn's never gonna be cool with us. We might've had a shot at that if we actually confessed to her back when we first hooked up, but after all this time sneaking around behind her back? I'm not some chick you hooked up with once or twice. She's never gonna forgive us. [He sighs, wincing.] Whenever this all comes out, you're gonna have to be prepared to lose her, maybe for good. Definitely as a girlfriend, and maybe even as just a friend. You probably don't want to hear that, but it's the truth.

[Puck starts wrapping his ribs, and Sam hisses in pain, digging his fingers into Puck's bicep. Yeah, that shower is definitely not happening unless Puck brings the shower to him.] Peas are good. I just don't want my face to get all swollen, it'll look really ugly.